One of the best Post on corporate life!!!

In the past few years,

1. I learnt to operate 3 critical machines:
               * Scanner   * Printer   * Xerox Machine

2. I learnt to use 3 High End Software: 
              * Microsoft Word   * Microsoft Excel   * Microsoft PowerPoint

3. I learnt to use 3 great short cuts:-
              * Ctrl+C  * Ctrl+V  * Ctrl+S

4. I learnt to say three very imp words for professional life:-
              * Yes sir     * Ok sir.         * I'll Just Do That sir

5. When I really wanted to quit, I learnt to: -
              * Wake Up early  * Sleep late    * Continue to Work

6. I learnt to: -
              * Face Monday  * Fight For 5 Days  * Wait For Friday


7. I learnt to give reasons to family frnds and relatives for not making
              * Phone Calls   * Messages  * Mails 

8. I learnt to celebrate these things far away from loved ones:-
              * Birthday  * New Year  * Festivals

9. In last one year, People say:-
              * You Learnt...  * You Earned... * You Enjoyed...

10. But when I compare me with my self...
              * I just Sustained...  * I just Tolerated...  * I just Survived... for bucks

11. I have survived:-
              * For convenience of my Family...  * To avoid blame of Society...  
* To get tag of Employment...

12. When I already knew that I have got the wrong train.
             * I learnt to Rejoice... * To be Happy...* To Smile..

I learnt that corporate life and dreams can never meet.. Because when they meet,
both will lose their meaning..!!!

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