WhatsApp Joke !!!

IF animals have whats app, their status updates will look like these:​

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Cockroach: "Managed to skip from some one’s foot step..
Man, I lead a dangerous lifestyle!"

Dog: "My 7th child is asking who her dad is.
What shall I tell her??, I don’t even remember"

Mosquito: "I am HIV positive.. this is all
due to wrong sucking" :(

 Pig: "Oh gosh they throw the gossips that I
am spreading flu…WTF!! "

Goat : "Friends, don’t go out, Eid is coming
soon"

Chicken: "If tomorrow there's no status
update from my side, means I'm being served at KFC" Love U all!​


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