Saturday, 26 July 2014

WhatsApp Joke !!!

IF animals have whats app, their status updates will look like these:​


Cockroach: "Managed to skip from some one’s foot step..
Man, I lead a dangerous lifestyle!"

Dog: "My 7th child is asking who her dad is.
What shall I tell her??, I don’t even remember"

Mosquito: "I am HIV positive.. this is all
due to wrong sucking" :(

 Pig: "Oh gosh they throw the gossips that I
am spreading flu…WTF!! "

Goat : "Friends, don’t go out, Eid is coming
soon"

Chicken: "If tomorrow there's no status
update from my side, means I'm being served at KFC" Love U all!​


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Sunday, 20 July 2014

Pre-marriage counselling. A testimony to true friendship :)

Pre-marriage Counselling...

A man brings his best buddy home for dinner unannounced at 5:30 after work.
His wife begins screaming at him and his friend just sits and listens in.


“My hair & makeup are not done,
the house is a mess, 
the dishes are not done, 

I’m still in my pajamas and I can’t be bothered with cooking tonight ! 



Why the hell did you bring him home for?”
Husband answers “Because he’s thinking of getting married”… 

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Wednesday, 9 July 2014

Funny But Fact !!!

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  • Johny Johny.. YES PAPA! 
  • Job in Private Company...YES PAPA! 
  • Lot of Tension...YES PAPA! 
  • Too Much Work...YES PAPA! 
  • Family Life.. NO PAPA!  ==> ==>
  • BP-Sugar.. HIGH PAPA! 
  • Yearly Bonus.. JOKE PAPA! 
  • Annual Pay.. LOWEST PAPA! 
  • Personal Life.. LOST PAPA! 
  • Promotion Incentive.. HA!HA! HA!

But for some reason - I still Love my Job... Good One though !!!

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Monday, 7 July 2014

Who is Happy ???

Learn the secret of being happy and discard the comparison which leads only to unhappiness.

           A crow lived in the forest and was absolutely satisfied in life.
But one day he saw a swan. “This swan is so white,” he thought, “and I am so black.This swan must be the happiest bird in the world.”

He expressed his thoughts to the swan. “Actually,” the swan replied, “I was feeling that I was the happiest bird around until I saw a parrot, which has two colors. I now think the parrot is the happiest bird in creation.”

The crow then approached the parrot. The parrot explained, “I lived a very happy life—until I saw a peacock.

I have only two colors, but the peacock has multiple colors.”
The crow then visited a peacock in the zoo and saw that hundreds of people had gathered to see him.
After the people had left, the crow approached the peacock. “Dear peacock,” the crow said, “you are so beautiful. Every day thousands of people come to see you. When people see me, they immediately shoo me away. I think you are the happiest bird on the planet.”

The peacock replied, “I always thought that I was the most beautiful and happy bird on the planet. But because of my beauty, I am entrapped in this zoo.

I have examined the zoo very carefully, and I have realized that the crow is the only bird not kept in a cage. So for past few days I have been thinking that if I were a crow, I could happily roam everywhere.”
That’s our problem too. We make unnecessary comparison with others and become sad.
We don’t value what has God given us.

This all leads to the vicious cycle of unhappiness.
Have a Weekend valuing the things God has given us!!!
Learn the secret of being happy and discard the comparison which leads only to unhappiness!!!


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